1.
I spill myself across your lap and sob because I am human and you are god.
2.
To love something so much that grains of sense slip through your fear-paralyzed fingers in surrender.
3.
To build an empire and destroy it brick by brick.
4.
Non-love is sobering.
Sobriety is frightening.
5.
Abandoning what makes you feel safe.
(i.e. signs, signals, horoscopes, the general notion that the universe has a plan for you)
6.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day in Los Angeles?
(Annoying)
7.
Misanthropic and ready to mingle!
8.
"He has all the hallmarks of a sad human being"
-Danny on why my bullies shouldn't bother me
9.
The plan so far: buy jaguar, stop smoking, cry in jaguar
10.
Yesterday I remembered that I don't have a dog
Yesterday I remembered that I've become celibate
Yesterday I remembered that my dog is dead
: That's that shit I don't like
